wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
they don’t have a word
what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
the fuck is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
It’s considered really old fashioned- for those that even know the word, that is.
In Dutch we have a word for the day after tomorrow - Overmorgen. Literally ‘over tomorrow’
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true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
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So my cat likes unpacking..
thats the happiest fucking cat ive ever seen
Aww yiss.
Mother.
Fucking.
Air Pacs.
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#MindFuck lhh #longlivelaughter
so is anyone going to point out yet that there’s a whole fandom who can probably read this faster than any other average person reading it?
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if you play an instrument youre automatically 10x hotter im sorry thats just how the world works
how the fuck do you play the mayonnaise
ask Patrick Star
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